Alisa's Life

I am a nurse!

This sucks for a number of reasons:

But fear not my friends....there is hope for me yet!

My options:

I have several options with which I find myself presented that might remedy the situation:

  1. Go back to school for something.
  2. Become a kept woman (tempting)
  3. Make babies (not even maybe!)
  4. Keep praying for a perfect research job to find me
  5. Suffer

I think going back to school is the best option...

My dear husband says that in order to go back to school for something computer related, I must gain a strong understanding of something called html. I thought he was trying to teach me something so that he can allot more time to his computer games by forcing me to sit in fromt of a computer too, so I did some homework last night.

html:
hypertext markup language- "a collection of platform-independant styles (indicated by markup tags) that define the various components of a world wide web document. HTML was invented by Tim Berners-Lee while at CERN, the European Laboratory for Particle Physics in Geneva."

So how am I doing so far honey? now if only I could type.....